can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
Apologies for inaccuracies. I tried.
I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS
SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??
steve rogers + text posts
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
HE’S SO MISUNDERSTOOD